High fives to anyone who rocks this 70s hairy chest sweater.
If you ever want to channel your inner Carl Brutananadilewski from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, pick up one of these epic 1970s chest hair sweaters. It comes complete with a bling necklace, and is a fine example of “hirsute couture.”
So if you can’t quite grow a mossy field of chest hair, or if your nips are uneven, don’t worry. You can still hang out on the street in Jersey with the best of them.
According to Firebox.com, “What makes lumberjacks, 70s television stars and the giant Brown Bears of Alaska so irresistibly attractive to others? Simple. Their long, luxuriant chest hair.”
According to the site, perks of this very ugly sweater include:
- Thick, luxuriant chest-rug
- Stay warm during winter hibernation
- Experience increased attraction from bears
We would like to add that possible downsides include:
- Getting out-blinged by rappers
- Loosing the remote in your sweatpants
- Getting accused of wearing the same thing as your neighbor
Would you rock this ugly sweater?
