Sassy Ugly Christmas Sweaters (That Feature the Chest)

This post is a little PG-13. But it’s also a lot of fun. For years, people have realized that they can take advantage of their natural curves, and a little creativity, to make 3D festive fun. And it’s not just the ladies who can get in on the action.

To make it easy, you can buy a “kit” from a seller like Etsy user YourSassyGrandma (of course that’s her name).

“If you want to stand out at your Ugly Sweater Party, then this SEXY reindeer ugly Christmas sweater is for you!!” YourSassyGrandma writes about the above number. And, as a reminder, adds, “The hole is for your actual breast, IT IS NOT PLASTIC. :)” Just so there are no surprises if you order this for your mother in law.

If you are even more daring, why not take advantage of both boobs? I mean we have two for a reason, right?

If you’re feeling a little more reserved, YourSassyGrandma also offers an option with a very lifelike faux breast. “Everyone will think it’s your breast until they get close enough to see that it’s actually made of fabric!,” she writes. Nice!

Here’s something for the fellas:

Or another take:

Now that’s a sweater that breathes.